- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

whats white jizz

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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