Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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