- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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