- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A sober Irish individual.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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