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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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