- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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