- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Eric is gay Ha

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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