- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

And you honored it I see :P

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Soccer...

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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