whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

hers a joke... japanese people

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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