- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

And you honored it I see :P

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Eric is gay Ha

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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