Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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