when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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