- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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