- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Eric is gay Ha

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

And you honored it I see :P

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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