- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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