- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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