- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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