(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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who else is on here?

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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