- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I'm Polish.

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