- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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