- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

i have two hands.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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