- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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