What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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