Dwarf Shortage

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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salad days!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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