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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Please ignore this statement.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

antonis sister is mighty fine

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

women's rights.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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