What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Where's my tractor?

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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