- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

miha kako si?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom.

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