How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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