whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Diarrhea

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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