- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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