Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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