- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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