- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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