- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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