How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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