- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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