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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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