- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's 9 + 10 19

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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