OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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