- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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