Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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i dont fisish anythi

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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www.xnxx.com

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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