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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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