- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

The duck didn't cross the road.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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