What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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womens rights.

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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