Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

this website is a bad joke

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Yellow People !!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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