- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

this website is a bad joke

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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