- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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