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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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