Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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I <3 Hitler

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Knock knock Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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