how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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