Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Phew... it's gone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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