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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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