How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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