Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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