Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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