- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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