why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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men's rights activists

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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