- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

knock knock come in !

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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