A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Pickle

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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