- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

whats hairy and crys your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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