What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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