Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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