- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is the name of the car? What

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