Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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