- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Cheese

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Cripples are lame.

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