Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

America

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

read this sentence again.

Tucker Rivera

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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