What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

steven hawking walks into a bar

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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