Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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