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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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